blue ridge

blue ridge is a camp that lets you be who you are with you bffs for seven weeks. u sleep in bunks with ur life long sisters and gossip about ur next social and who is gonna make a move on who. you gossip about who is gonna be chief and chief of tribes. you dread waking up in the morning but u can never fall asleep at night. u live for spirit and jumping into the lake with you bffs. the counselors that have gone to camp share stories on their bed at night and are so relatable. the international counselors sit on their beds and try to relate but they can’t because you only know what blue ridge is like when you live ten months for two all year and you live the dreams of the legendary past campers.
can’t wait to go to blue ridge.

omg me too blue ridge is the best camp ever!!!
by i ain’t telling u my name November 24, 2018
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Blue Hunnids

A word for the new 100$ bills
All my racks are new. I only have blue hunnids in my safe
by Lootdown January 16, 2022
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Blue-screened

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.
by Auntie Ashley January 05, 2009
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blue diarrhea

when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.
i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.
by cool1256 May 23, 2017
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blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.
Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.
by Raoskie August 08, 2017
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Blue Pox

The type of disease when blue pen/marker/crayon has been scattered all over your body in a series of random dots. And the only way you can get rid of it is by wasing it off.
"OHMAHGAWD!!! I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH Blue Pox!!!"

"She had Blue Pox. EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!!!"
by Katie Marie Bell October 14, 2011
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blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.
"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"
by Pheon1xBorn January 30, 2005
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