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blue runner

In Florida it is a Busch Light. It was started by fisherman who consider a Blue Runner a cheap fish.
"Grab a twelve of Blue Runners".
by Brian Carlin July 18, 2006
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Blue Pox

The type of disease when blue pen/marker/crayon has been scattered all over your body in a series of random dots. And the only way you can get rid of it is by wasing it off.
"OHMAHGAWD!!! I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH Blue Pox!!!"

"She had Blue Pox. EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!!!"
by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011
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Beautiful Blues

Aisha- "LaTisha, theres Bert! go talk to him!"

LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"

Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"

LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."
by The_Buddy January 12, 2010
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Viagra Blues

The anxiety caused from having stealthily taken too much viagra immediately before sex and being scared of your partner noticing your bloodshot eyes, your unnaturally large penis and especially your stress level for being found out.
Joe calls Rick on the phone. "Help me Rick! What do I do man? I'm at the hotel and I've just had two viagra before meeting with Jane but she's going to notice for sure once she gets here. I need to get it down fast before she arrives!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"
by rick_melb_au March 17, 2012
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blue ridge

blue ridge is a camp that lets you be who you are with you bffs for seven weeks. u sleep in bunks with ur life long sisters and gossip about ur next social and who is gonna make a move on who. you gossip about who is gonna be chief and chief of tribes. you dread waking up in the morning but u can never fall asleep at night. u live for spirit and jumping into the lake with you bffs. the counselors that have gone to camp share stories on their bed at night and are so relatable. the international counselors sit on their beds and try to relate but they can’t because you only know what blue ridge is like when you live ten months for two all year and you live the dreams of the legendary past campers.
can’t wait to go to blue ridge.

omg me too blue ridge is the best camp ever!!!
by i ain’t telling u my name November 23, 2018
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blue razz

a blowjob given by Sonic the Hedgehog wherein he periodically blows a raspberry on the tip
A: B, why do you look so tired?
B: I was up pretty late last night. I just couldn't get off...until I saw a video of Knuckles getting a blue razz. He came four times, dude!
by _hexx23 November 12, 2019
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Morningwood blues

The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.
Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.

Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.
by Shazeef January 8, 2015
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