mineral blast

A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth

"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"

by Minge monster September 8, 2016

Nee Naw Siren Blasting Bitches

Polices.

"Let's go, the nee naw siren blasting bitches are here!"

by Adarthus October 19, 2021

ki blast

hand job

hey john do you want a ki blast

by bigjillshagscats October 9, 2021

Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.

Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.

by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017

Blast

Space between your balls and ass

Carl/Karl says I like to lick tour blast.

by Hispan1 July 29, 2020

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015