Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.

Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...

by ShellySmiles August 2, 2018

cringe beaver

It is referring to a person who's name is Jessie and looks like a beaver this creature is addicted to white cocaine bark and loves booty

Birch is her favourite because it Is the hardest wood

Your such a cringe beaver

Ahhhhh there's a cringe beaver !!! RUUUNNNNN

by Bacon tacos_food_dirt March 23, 2017

Beaver Anal Glands

Used for abortion

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps

by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021

beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy

When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.

by jolyfloger May 8, 2017

Beaver Lip

When your mouth is so dry (usually from partaking in the devil's lettuce, etc.) that your top lip sticks to the top of your teeth/gums giving the mouth a rodent appearance.

Or 'Fire Marshall Bill' from In Living Color....

"OMG You got cottonmouth so bad! You got Beaver Lip!!"

by AliciaMully November 22, 2024

moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"

by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017

queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 11, 2012