beaverdam

female version of cockblock

Leslie tried to slide her five bucks into the stripper's g-string, but Cornelius leaned in with a twenty, creating the perfect beaverdam.

by rubberchickenboy September 14, 2013

Beaver Dam

Female equivalent to "cock-block"

1. Jessica totally beaver-dammed me last night.

2. Don't be such a beaver dam.

by spooks22 May 5, 2014

Blouse Beater

A hybrid shirt between the blouse and the wife-beater that super-badass chicks wear in that awkard stage before the 'maybe their pregnant, maybe they just gained weight?' stage in life, but they always end up being pregnant. The blouse beater always shows off your prego glow!

Is best paired with a nice pair of khaki or cargo pants and a cadet cap... also prefered is a neck string like Ryan Atwood.

"Check out that chicks blouse beater! Is she pregnant?"

"She must be pregnant, shes wearing a blouse beater"

by Veroneeeca October 10, 2009

bush beater

Slang for someone who beats women.

Chris Brown is a bush beater.

by CDCC February 4, 2010

land beaver

A dry vagina

I tried to have sex with her last night but she had such a land beaver I couldn't.

by 126Selly January 13, 2016

Murder on beaver creek

a way of expressing the female menstrual cycle

Tom: "Sally why are you being such a wanker? Moody bitch..."
Sally: "Fuck off Tom, Im committing murder on beaver creek."

by KritK July 26, 2006

Muddy Beaver

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.

We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.

by Capybara Madness February 7, 2010