baseado

Brazilian slang for a joint.
Derives from the fact that the joint is based (in portuguese baseado)on weed.
Basiadinho= smal joint

do you have a baseado on you?

by Vinicius Xavier July 7, 2006

Basement Ninja

A person, usually male aged 13-35, who practices inferior self-taught fighting, killing, or stealth techniques in the basement of his/her parents' home or in a basement apartment. Typical hobbies include collection of decorative 'ninja' weapons for the purposes of practice and display. Typical behaviours include exhibition of martial arts proficiency, provision of stealth tips, and demonstration of human pressure points.

"Anybody who carries nunchucks to a 7-11 is a basement ninja."

by King Byron August 21, 2008

Musty Basement

A mungy, sweaty, dirty ass and bunghole.

Baby go wash dat ass. You gots a musty basement. Stank ass bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

based on a true story

Mostly made up.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, based on a true story!

by Tafkae January 9, 2009

Basement Tapes

The Basement Tapes werea series of video tapes made by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold, the two Columbine shooters.

The tapes are filled with racial hatred, Eric Harris trying to drink Jack Daniels without choking and pure lulz.

"Hey, man, wanna go watch the Basement Tapes? Oh wait, we can only read transcripts from them on the Internet because the police won't release the tapes in case it spawns a copycat school shooting, despite there being numerous copycat school shootings since Columbine."

"Ok"

by RebTheJuvey March 16, 2009

Sicilian Baseball

A word used by Mobsters in the early 70's, to where a man grabs a baseball bat and smashes the kneecaps of his victim.

Mobster: Alright, lets take him out back and play Sicilian Baseball

Recruit: O.K.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 23, 2009

Bittie Baseball

A newly popular game among rowdy college guys in which guys compete to see how many "bitties" they can score. Each girl is worth one win. The friend that ends up with the most wins or girls fucked within the baseball season (one college semester) wins.

That guy sleeps with so many girls that there is no way he's not winning his bittie baseball league.

Lets play bittie baseball and hook up with some girls!

by Ell Dee January 24, 2011