Coyote's Breakfast

The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".

Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?

Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.

by jacko_baby July 20, 2019

Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018

parisian breakfast

Parisian breakfast is the most important meal of the day, consisting entirely of coffee and cigarettes. While imaginably the morning meal of those of Paris, it is not necessarily served with a side of French contempt.

I never wake up early enough to eat a bowl of cereal or fry an egg, but I always have a coffee to-go and a few cigarettes as my Parisian breakfast on the morning commute

by v_velox June 12, 2019

Breakfast Club

When a female is seen in public (gym, beach, mall, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used to point out to your buddies or your girlfriend/wife a female in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc.

Singular:

"Hey bro, Breakfast Club at 5 o'clock"

Plural:

"Hey bro, the Breakfast Club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025

A Crow's Breakfast

A random collection of things with no correlation.

Reaching into my pocket I found no money, only a crow's breakfast of odds, ends and trinkets.

by Señor Piñor November 8, 2025

STEPDADDY BREAKFAST

STEPDADDY BREAKFAST can't be explained. It is both nothing and everything. Its anything you want it to be, good or bad. It's the most delicious and at the same time most disgusting thing to ever exist. Is it sexual? Maybe? All we can say is.....it stinks.....niiiiiice and gooooood.

Come and get you a nice big helpin of STEPDADDY BREAKFAST.

Get the butter and maple syrup STEPDADDY BREAKFAST bout to break some rules.

by CREAMY PICKLES September 18, 2022

cuban breakfast

Black coffee and a few lines of coke

Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.

by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014