Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.
John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.
by Dogler July 28, 2017
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Cooly Beans

An expression meaning that everything's fine and alright. Often used as a way to show approval of something.
Person: We're going to the movies.
Person#2: Cooly Beans
by falsestart October 04, 2009
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Dick Bean

Someone who continuously fucks things up, Does something dumb, or wastes money on pointless shit.
Person one: Dude did you that lifted truck with the fox suspension and mudding tires drive by? That's sick!

Person 2: Yeah, but too bad it's still 2WD... I heard he dumped 5.5k into it, and a Subaru could out drive it off road.

Person 1: Wow, really? He really Dick Bean'd that one! think of the sweet Enve wheels and di2 XTR he could have bought for his bike instead!
by Washoe March 11, 2015
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Bean Peen

If you have a bean peen you have a tiny penis the size of a pento bean
Augh you have a bean peen
by December 04, 2019
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Bean Zone

A place that used to be a community of funny, dubious and righteous things. A place created by someone who many saw as a legend. But then, out of the blue was ruined by a furry with a dumb badge and a gay agenda. Thus crumbling all things great about the server and ruining the man himself, Mart
by royal_fuck_up October 04, 2021
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Bean salad

Performing fellatio on a group of men belonging to multiple ethnicities and or nationalities.
Her jaw was sore after having so much bean salad.
by DeWang October 10, 2019
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Ten Beans

adjective, 1. high-grade. 2. the number of seeds of the Cacao tree (cocoa beans) you would pay for a nice looking whore one thousand years ago. Actually, you could probably get a good deal for eight, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.
Dude, that chick is totally Ten Beans.
by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 01, 2005
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