Austin

A guy who will willingly nuke anything, try to melt down a nuclear reactor, invade Poland, and try to cause any and as much destruction as possible.

That Austin causes so much destruction.

by Mr. Good Sir the 14th December 2, 2024

Austin Gade

Someone who gets every opportunity, relationship chance, and money all handed to them.

Austin Gade got a date to prom without even trying.

by spiral_staircase December 6, 2024

Austin Power's Syndrome

As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,

World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.

Donald Trump has Austin Power's Syndrome. Trump wants to control/ dominate the World.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

Austin

Austin is nice and can be funny but isn't the best at reading people, he likes video games a bit to much, he's great at making friends and rarely falls for someone, he sucks at giving hints and the second he truly does that girl will just NEVER feel the same about him, Austin has liked multiple girls but none have ever liked him back, Austin wants to just be happy for once.

"hey Name, so I might perchance like Name,"

"I KNEW IT"

" Does she like me back?"

"... Sorry Austin she likes Name"

"Oh..."

by Mr. Skibidi January 11, 2025

Austin

A ferrit lookin boi that sets in his room all day but also can make a few jokes

Damn why you got to be austin

by KinggKufu- October 21, 2019

Austin

Hardheaded ass dude

Person: austin dont ever LISTEN

by Lil dic austins October 23, 2019

Austin W

literally the smelliest kid alive. the kid fucking SUCKS at fortnite and has 0 friends and his going to die a virgin. kid most def makes ass rap music and still his horrible at fort. doesn’t take enough derbs either lol literally irrelevant

you see austin w over there? he’s ugly. he smells like ryan p.

by not tenaj October 27, 2019