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Alabama hot tamale

When you are fucking your sister or cousin and use hot sauce as lubrucation, then when you finish you scrape it up and put it on some chicken wings and share it
Me and my cousin did some Alabama hot tamale shit last night
by BJ T March 19, 2022
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Alabama Ranch Hand

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.
Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.
by anonymous January 23, 2022
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Alabama Attack Squirrel

A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.
Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!

OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.

You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022
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Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.
My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.
by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022
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Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.
*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh
by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021
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Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel
This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver
by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021
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alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis
"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"
by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023
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