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golden retriever boyfriend

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023
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Bookend boyfriends

Gay boyfriends who look and dress similarly; like two bookends.
Nick and Cody could be twins. Total bookend boyfriends.
by LBGMT April 17, 2018
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boyfriend

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by hi ummmm June 8, 2021
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Canon Robin’s Boyfriend

A thicc boy named Owen who canon has fantasies about. They have a very steamy relationship because both are quite busty.
Canon Robin’s Boyfriend loves his massive shlong.
by Humptydumpty696969 October 8, 2021
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total boyfriend inclusion

Refers to where you specifically request da "main squeeze" of a smokin’-hot number whom you're also super-fond of to actively "partake 'n' participate" in da assorted fun/pleasant activities dat you yourself usually engage in wif said blinky-eyed damsel whenever she’s honoring you wif her warm-natured companionship.
Total boyfriend inclusion can have at least three awesome advantages:
(1) It removes any anxiety/jealousy dat da dude might otherwise feel while you're "dabbin' it up" wif his sweetie-pie, since he'll be right there to observe everything dat happens. Plus he will be grateful to you for thoughtfully "including" him in said pleasant activities, so dat he doesn't feel "left out" at all.
(2) It helps da **girl** to feel more comfy wif your affectionate attentions, too, of course, since she no longer will hafta be concerned dat any of da activities dat she shares wif you might be considered "doing something behind her dream-guy's back". And again, there will be da same strong element of appreciation towards you, just as in Example #1 --- da gal will respect you for inviting her honey-bear to "come along for da ride", and so this will earn you lots of extra "brownie-points" wif HER, too.
(3) It will allow da dude to actually observe and experience all of da nice stuff dat you and Miss Cutie-Pie love to share, so dat he can clearly see first-hand what things she most enjoys, and how she likes dem performed. This can be especially helpful and welcome for a dude who is a bit clumsy and/or unaware, and thus he has not always been able to give Miss Smileysweet da more “delicate” nuances dat she craves when he’s “puttin’ da lovies” to her, such as rubbing her neck/back/limbs/feet in a truly soothing/sensuous manner, making discreet/diplomatic word-choices in “awkward” situations, etc.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Boyfriend

A boyfriend is the man who gives her butterflies when he texts her back.
A boyfriend is the man she's proud to show her friends and her family.
A boyfriend is the man she wants to give all of her to if he treats her right.
A boyfriend is the man who drives her crazy.
A boyfriend is the man who NEVER cheats on the woman he loves.
A boyfriend is what most women hope to have at some point.
A boyfriend is everything to his girlfriend.
Girl 1: "My boyfriend drives me crazy sometimes, but I love him so much! He treats me so well and I want to give him all of me!"
Girl 2: "You are so lucky! The last boyfriend I had was an idiot who slept around while with me!"
Girl 1: "Was he really your boyfriend then?"
Girl 2: "Good point!"
by collegegirl21 April 21, 2018
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