Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Squirrel dinner

When you eat nothing but nuts (almonds, cashews, etc) for days on end to slim down.

Do you know what Cillian Murphy had to do to slim down for Oppenheimer? He had one almond a day. Dude had a squirrel dinner.

by Magenta Mage August 12, 2023

Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.

That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.

by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018

squirrel

a way of turning or running away if you dont want to kiss someone and pretending to see a squirrel and or chase it (works for me). Like if its a gross guy.....

Brandon: "Kiss me."
Maria: "Ummmmmm.....Squirrel!!!!!" (Looks to side and runs)
Brandon: Wuhhh??

by snarglylurb February 3, 2012

Fat Ground Squirrel

Fat Ground Squirrels are groundhogs that at first glance someone belives to be a squirrel.

Person 1: "That's one fat squirrel."
Person 2: "That's a groundhog."
Person 1: "That makes it a Fat Ground Squirrel"

by xMANder69 May 23, 2022

Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.

"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

Squirrel Chaser

A male of homosexual persuasion who enters another males anal tunnel with his penis is said to be chasing after the squirrel (poo)

Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’

“Hey did your gay mate Steve take Dave home lastnight?”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”

by WestieBogan September 27, 2025