retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.
Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”
by AdamCheats February 08, 2019
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gigolo retard

a person of a man who at the same time being obnoxious with his flamboyancy also obstinate against his peers in a further obnoxious way
damn, that gigolo retard sure could need some help cooling down
by original nazarene July 21, 2021
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Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead
Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?
by pinkyandrexa February 15, 2011
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retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded
Ur soo retarded in the feet
by Albertian January 06, 2018
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Illegitimate Retard

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.
Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"
by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022
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Retarded Justin

Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.
"Dude, a kid got put in detention for being a retarded Justin."
by Bill Cosbys sister December 13, 2021
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Retarded Chicken

A word used to describe fat, retarded people in KFC.
Lewis is a Retarded Chicken
by Lanky826 November 16, 2018
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