Fake retard

So one who acts dumb but is normal but just really extra dumb.

Bro, shut up fake retard.

by To much thee September 17, 2020

Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.

John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.

by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021

Sugar Retarded

What you become when you shove a Gordian Knot of gummy worms down your throat, chug an entire 2L soda, a candy bar milkshake, then snort an entire bag of sugar for good measure.

"Jason really overdid the candy at the party yesterday, he's still Sugar retarded"

by realmrniceface July 9, 2021

Get retarded

Acting exaggerated about a scenerio to have fun. To get overly excited about a situation.

Lets go out to the club and get retarded. Uncle got retarded at his birthday bash.

by flowerpower44 May 18, 2019

Academic Retard

A Person who cheats on a test, and fails anyway.

Anthony copied Leslie on the final. they both Failed. What an Academic Retard! He probably would've done better guessing on the multiple choice.

by King Farquaad May 18, 2021

Occom's Retard

When a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled.

Wow, She is really stupid for going back out with Him, by Occom's Retard I can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.

by MoonNoodler February 2, 2017

retards entertainment

Often abbreviated as "RE" was a group of video making hooligans who used making videos as an excuse to yell the n word in public and make fun of others they didn't like. like that fat fuck named dill, dipshit napp. mike purkl, he had his first kiss when he was 18, whata faggot!

Friend 1: "Oh I'm just watching some Retards Entertainment."
Friend 2: "You need to leave that shit in the past."

Friend 1: "We should make some more RE this weekend!"
Friend 2: "Dude stfu."

by The Real Dillon January 18, 2019