Monster Meat

One's large male reproductive organ.

Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.

by your brothers sister September 17, 2021

gitchie monster

When the camel toe slit eats the gitch so the camel toe appears even more.

holy shit look at the gitchie monster it eating those panties.

typically easy to see on fit hard body woman, fat or old loose cunts looks disgusting.

by shallotkingz July 4, 2011

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

The Cookie Monster

The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.

Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"

by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012

Monster Cock

Laura's extremely huge cock.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right.

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020

boxer monster

a hard dick in your boxers.

17:02 BEAN: whats his number? lol
17:07 Elemental tear: whos #
17:07 BEAN: minnesotas. i was gonna send him a picture of my boxer monster since he said i had a small dick.

by BEAN93x December 17, 2010