When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.
David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.
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someone who trys to be funny and is just not
another work for describing a stupid person!!!
someone who trys to be funny and is just not
another work for describing a stupid person!!!
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Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
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