In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.
1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.
by Honeybbqchnk December 01, 2017
Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.
by j_ball13 November 23, 2011
A list of people or things you want to jizz on before you die. Upon completion of the list, the jizzer commonly proceeds to jizz on the list itself.
by Bakela February 28, 2008
Hibideedee Hobideedee I pulled the grizz n jizz on in the back of my pick up truck last night woowee
by favre261 August 25, 2010
When a man/women or it ,because of all the fucking feminazis and there needs to be gender "neutral" shit going around, goes around jizzing everywhere, while at the mall, at a family gathering, your basement or anyplace in general
Man that bitch last night was a mad "Jizz lord" she made me clean up to (fuck my fucking life, there was so much jizz) .
by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you December 26, 2017
A Jizz Jar is like a Curse Jar. Except instead of putting money in it when you curse, whoever jizzes first during intercourse will have to put money in the jar.
by Lorena Trancy June 15, 2011
Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.
by octnee January 06, 2021