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human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.
A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.
by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013
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human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."
by humanbunkbed May 10, 2010
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Human Hive Mind

The process of destroying individuality in the name of a single encompassing human consciousness. Commonly believed to lead to the end of all conflict, famine, genocide, and artistic expression.
"Within the next 10 years, humans will have evolved into the sustainable human hive mind species which will no longer possess self-destructive tendencies. It will however no longer see a use for artistic expression and beauty will lose all meaning."
by VincentKav April 2, 2017
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Human Fractal Level

The only part of your consciousness you are aware of that defines your personality and who you are. A fragment of living ego that is an off-shoot from the hyper consciousness that is everything and nothing. A small shard of the infinite being in you that slumbers. The small sliver of "you" that manifested inside a programmed dream world.
At my human fractal level, I feel emotionally beat-up about not getting hired, but when I take a step back as an observer I see many other opportunities opening when that one opportunity shuts close.
by S.T.A.G. February 28, 2021
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Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.
courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede
by taraishilarious October 21, 2010
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super human satchle

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons
Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...
by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007
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Human Meat Container

Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you
by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023
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