That one book your AP World teacher requires you to read, but you never really understand the purpose of the book. Although your teacher gives you plenty of time to read the book, you will always procrastinate and read it the class period before. The book itself is split into six parts: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and cola. Each part is mind-numbing and confusing and you'll eventually just get lost in what is going on. After finishing the book, I genuinely still have no idea why this book is so essential to understand world history.
Bob: Hey, wanna read A History of the World in 6 Glasses?
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
by SleazyBoy December 28, 2018
Get the A History of the World in 6 Glassesmug. A codeword, used by Rainbows and Lot Kids of the music festival/hippie scene, to heed warning of mounted police officers (police officers on horseback) in the area.
Police often ride horseback in larger hippie-gatherings such as Rothbury Music Festival and most Rainbow Gatherings, so as to parole large spans of land in a reasonable amount of time.
The term "g up gitty up" is designed to help unsuspecting hippies who are holding drugs, without incriminating yourself.
Police often ride horseback in larger hippie-gatherings such as Rothbury Music Festival and most Rainbow Gatherings, so as to parole large spans of land in a reasonable amount of time.
The term "g up gitty up" is designed to help unsuspecting hippies who are holding drugs, without incriminating yourself.
Dreaddy: "6 up gitty up!!!"
Spreadhead: "Oh shit! 6 up gitty upppp!!!"
Lot Kid: "Shit, I gotta hide these fucking doses"
Spreadhead: "Oh shit! 6 up gitty upppp!!!"
Lot Kid: "Shit, I gotta hide these fucking doses"
by littlehemp April 12, 2010
Get the 6 up gitty upmug. Fjord: Have you heard about the Smith Sisters?
Cal: No,
Fjord: Well, my sister was skinned alive on January 6, 2013.
Cal: No,
Fjord: Well, my sister was skinned alive on January 6, 2013.
by babytez November 15, 2020
Get the January 6, 2013mug. Your 6, like the military term, means from behind or the rear. So when you're all up in someone's 6 you're all up in their rear... as in butthole!!!
Hey bro, it's gonna be okay. Just take a deep breath and relax cause I'm about to be all up in your 6.
by cyansand March 31, 2009
Get the Up in your 6mug. When a girl looks like a dime from the back (i.e. Her "6 o'clock) but is actually unattractive from the front
"Did you end up sealing the deal with that girl at the bar?"
"No. When I walked up, she ended being a 6 o'clock 10."
"No. When I walked up, she ended being a 6 o'clock 10."
by Mgorm1 September 24, 2014
Get the 6 o'clock 10mug. by HomerMav December 19, 2019
Get the YEET A 6 YEAR OLDmug. a bunch of dumb ass mo-fuckers who talk about bootsey ass shit and dick around on computers p.s. i love you all
by devotron9000 May 6, 2009
Get the period 6 x 1000tronmug.