Tool

Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.

Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.

Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.

by koobz June 8, 2011

tool

lame, good for nothing except screwing.

the dude on guitar hero was such a tool cause he talked smack and played on medium.

by pplinbricevilleareonmeth February 22, 2009

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

tool

a piece of software that carries out a particular function, typically creating or modifying another program.

The tool streamlined the development process, automating repetitive tasks.

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

Tool

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.

This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni

by Datdewd July 6, 2021

Jawls tool

A tool used to jawls with. Depending on your profession, this could mean a giant lensed camera, or an Iphone. Used to zoom in and act like a noob and "OMG" over something and knob the other person off. Basically a tool a tool uses to suck dick with.

DUDE! NOS CHICKS! GET OUT THE JAWLS TOOL. ZOOOOOOOOM. TITTTIES.

Man, your jawls tool has such a big depth. I can see her nipples.

by JAWLSERFANBOIIIIIIIII2 July 25, 2011

Galactic Tools

Used to define a mentally unstable human, usually addicted to gay porn

"Hey, see that faggot over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a part of the Galactic Tools server."

by Bobob amogus July 13, 2021