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Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).
Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".
by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007
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do you have stairs in your house

A common catchphrase used by FYAD frequenters. It is asked of users with glaring intellect shortcomings and is another way of asking them to commit suicide by falling down a flight of stairs.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL DO U HAEV STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?
<Bob> Oh, internet.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL FYAD IS LEAKING
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 13, 2005
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a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.
person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011
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I like your funny words magic man

The reference of the character JFK in the tv show clone high
Guy 1:HAAHAHHAHAH
Guy 2:”I like your funny words magic man
by Stokes346 September 17, 2020
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Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth

Hey you, get your dick out of my Dad's mouth.
by Dom0126Dom March 21, 2017
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ill hob your nob

it means that i'll hob your nob
Sockyy: I'll nob yer hob, if you hob my nob

Emma: I'd hob yer nob.

ILL HOB YOUR NOB XD
by Sockyy! December 4, 2007
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Take your nose off my keyboard

A lyric sung by The Weeknd at the beginning of Crew Love. It basically means that hoes need to mind their damn business, which is why he told them that.
Girl: I LOVE THE WEEKND OMG!!! HE'S GONNA BE MY BABY DADDY!!!
The Weeknd: Take your nose off my keyboard.
Girl: HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!!!!!!!!! *faints*
The Weeknd: Aw, damn. That's the third time this week!
by thatguyS December 21, 2012
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