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national shit on the British day

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually
“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”
by Raiyu November 16, 2021
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Total Fucking Shit Storm

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.
Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.
by Godfatha September 14, 2012
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Micky Mouse bull shit

Colorful way of describing any situation where immaturity, over repetitiveness in a child-like manner, or childish behavior that wears on someones nerves.

also can be used for almost any other BS situation the individual has to put up with repeatedly.

Possibly made in reference to Micky Mouse and his antics.
"you idiots fighting again? i'm not putting up with this Micky Mouse bull shit"
by Malvolia November 26, 2011
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Run me your shit

Run me your shit is another way of saying give me everything you have Used in slang mainly in England in places like Birmingham Essex or Milton Keynes normally in dodgy back streets when you are getting mugged on the street in England by someone.
Roadman: RUN ME YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW FAM OR ILL SHANK YOU BRUV!
You: please don't kill me I have a wife and kids.
Roadman: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Pigeon Squad March 1, 2022
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eat shit and bark at the moon

An insult spoken to anyone who's done something bad to you or insists on wasting your time after you've asked them not to.
After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.
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piss and shit tea party!

when a group of people just sit around somewhere to bitch, moan, and complain about how life sucks for them!
by joel stephenson September 22, 2007
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Fuck this shit I'm out

When someone says something really stupid and u wanna throw them around just like harambe threw the kid around
"What's wrong with being emo?!"

"Fuck this shit I'm out"
by Ddddkaurb August 24, 2016
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