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on this day, you slap your tallest friends booty
today is november which is national slap your tallest friends booty day i slapped a booty

and it jiggled.
by Big Booty B!tch October 31, 2019
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National Get your Life together Day

This day is dedicated to all the people who don’t have they’re shit together So today you’re going to get you’re shit together PERIODT.
You should really honor This day National Get your life together day
by I’mscrewed April 11, 2019
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May I take your hat sir?

The question asked to anyone displaying extreme stupidity,unintelligent,or un-ruly has to be be dealt with in the most appropriate matter.
Since Jamal thought slapping the ass of Tyrone's girl was funny, Tyrone came over and said "May I take your hat sir?" and proceeded to beat the day light out of Jamal.
by EdgeMaster_E May 23, 2018
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may 2 is the official MAKE YOUR GIRL FEEL HAPPY DAY! Basically do everything that would make her happy.
by LoOoCooo! April 16, 2021
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The title of Pootie Tang's movie, from the movie "Pootie Tang." Also, just some shit Pootie says.
Wa da tah, my damie! Sine your panny on tha runny kine.
by Tbag February 28, 2005
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Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).
Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".
by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007
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do you have stairs in your house

A common catchphrase used by FYAD frequenters. It is asked of users with glaring intellect shortcomings and is another way of asking them to commit suicide by falling down a flight of stairs.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL DO U HAEV STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?
<Bob> Oh, internet.
<L33tHAXOR2> LOL FYAD IS LEAKING
by Lurky McLurkflakes April 13, 2005
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