am i a piece of shit

yes yes u are

"am i a piece of shit"

"yes"
-mom

by GoDieInAHoleUPieceOfShit September 20, 2020

next level hoe shit

Something of extreme ridiculousness.

Wow keisha really sucked my niggas dick in front of my 5 yr old. That's some next level hoe shit.

by Blitzed4lyfe20 September 19, 2017

Don't touch my shit

A term said to someone if they steal your stuff, an angry response to someone taking your stuff in an annoying way. Usually between your peers or friends.

Guy 1 takes Guy 2's backpack.
Guy 1: "Bro, gimme my shit back. And don't touch my shit."

by DopeManDog July 28, 2016

Clean up my shit

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016

national shit on the British day

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually

“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”

by Raiyu November 16, 2021

Total Fucking Shit Storm

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

by Godfatha September 14, 2012

Micky Mouse bull shit

Colorful way of describing any situation where immaturity, over repetitiveness in a child-like manner, or childish behavior that wears on someones nerves.

also can be used for almost any other BS situation the individual has to put up with repeatedly.

Possibly made in reference to Micky Mouse and his antics.

"you idiots fighting again? i'm not putting up with this Micky Mouse bull shit"

by Malvolia November 26, 2011