by TheRealKittYT April 9, 2017
Get the Fuck me In The Asshole mug.when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'
mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.
you: get fucked dickhead
you: get fucked dickhead
by Mtbaddict May 31, 2016
Get the get fucked dickhead mug.person 1:haha i heard during school today, john gave donnie a shut the fuck uppercut
person 2: OW! that must have hurt...
person 2: OW! that must have hurt...
by Anthbroo December 29, 2012
Get the Shut The Fuck Uppercut mug.Something one male, usually but not necessarily in the 15-45 age group, is wont to say to another male, when they are pleased, or are affirming their choice, feelings, experience, results, or the turn of events in general. 'Fuck' being an emphasiser. Occasionally spoken accidentally to a female, which becomes more comical in effect.
""hey, buddy, do you want to go on a road trip to a magical land?"
"Fuck yeah dude!"
"It's warm and the sun is out, what a day for summer fun"
"Fuck yeah, dude!"
""Let's be buds forever"
"Fuck yeah dude!"
*fist bumps and bro-hugs for all*
"Fuck yeah dude!"
"It's warm and the sun is out, what a day for summer fun"
"Fuck yeah, dude!"
""Let's be buds forever"
"Fuck yeah dude!"
*fist bumps and bro-hugs for all*
by k7d3b5 July 21, 2013
Get the Fuck yeah dude! mug.After the sunk of a Cruiser in the Mediterranean, this is the notorious sentence captured in the phone dialogue between the chief harbor master and the coward captain responsible of this unfortunate event, who abandoned the vessel before all passenger were led to safely.
HM: Captain, could you provide a report of the current situation on board the vessel?
CC: I know nothing, I am not on board anymore.
HM: This is not acceptable! A captain is supposed to leave his vessel only when the abandonment and rescue operation are completed.
CC: Somebody pushed me into a life boat!
HM: Fair enough, now listen to me. You go on board, fuck! And coordinate the operation like a real captain!
CC: But I cannot! I wish but...
HM: My goodness. Captain, are you refusing to go on board, fuck!?
CC: Yes, it is too dark there! I want to go to an hotel and forget all this story.
HM: Listen to me and listen carefully, you go on board now, otherwise I am going to ream your coward ass. Capish?!
CC: OK, I will go on board.
Acronyms:
- HM: Harbor Master
- CC: Captain Coward
CC: I know nothing, I am not on board anymore.
HM: This is not acceptable! A captain is supposed to leave his vessel only when the abandonment and rescue operation are completed.
CC: Somebody pushed me into a life boat!
HM: Fair enough, now listen to me. You go on board, fuck! And coordinate the operation like a real captain!
CC: But I cannot! I wish but...
HM: My goodness. Captain, are you refusing to go on board, fuck!?
CC: Yes, it is too dark there! I want to go to an hotel and forget all this story.
HM: Listen to me and listen carefully, you go on board now, otherwise I am going to ream your coward ass. Capish?!
CC: OK, I will go on board.
Acronyms:
- HM: Harbor Master
- CC: Captain Coward
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