The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.
Usually requires multiple wipes.
"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."
"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."
"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."
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over grown yard; weeds
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.
That old house is surrounded by zombie grass. Good luck getting it mowed.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.
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Get the zombie grass mug.A zombie hoe (Can be male or female) is typically someone who you used to mess with sexually. A hoe or multiple hoes who you've now cut off. They 'rise from the dead' (aka pop up // usually around the summer time) and keep trying to come back into your life after a long period of not talking to them.
Zombie Hoe: "What's up? I ain't hear from you in like 8 months? You tryna come to my place again, my parents gone for the summer"
friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"
friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"
by intuitivemaniac December 27, 2017
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How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations
4. Delirium
5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.
Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations
4. Delirium
5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.
Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o
"I felt like i was dying but I'm still alive, is this really the zombie apocalypse 2020? Am I a Zombie now? Suddenly I want to fly around the world! " - Zombie
by ZombieSlimShady2828 November 24, 2020
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