Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

Ur mum

she is not real. you where adopted. But hey, at least they wanted you. :)

Fake Mother: Yo, child. I aint ur mum fam.
Child: Ok boomer

by lalala whatever February 26, 2020

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019

Ur Mum

Big gae

Ur mum got big gae

by Ninjagotligma January 5, 2019

Your mum

Mckenzie fucked Liams mum and the vagina with the lube in the wardrobe and condoms

I fucked your mum (aka Liams mum)

by Granny fanny May 4, 2020

your mum

she be a fine lookin person like dayum

can i see your mums ass cheeks

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

Ur mum

Ur mum is ugly 😃👍❤️

Ur mum is ugly 🥰

by spacelings September 11, 2020