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urban dictionary

what you're reading right now, idiot
This is urbandictionary.com. It's pretty obvious, you idiot.
by thefullmoon July 20, 2008
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Urban Dictionary

A place where definitions can be written by anyone.

There are a number of retards who dislike someone for having an opinion, but there are also intellectuals out there.
OMG, I JUST GOT ON URBAN DICTIONARY AND SAW SOMEONE THAT SAID MATT WALSH WAS INTELLIGENT, I AM OFFENDED AND DEFINITELY NOT RETARDED FOR DISLIKING THIS
by Cry Liberals August 6, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

1. A place where weird people like to publish their own words and definitions.
2. A place to find weird shit people wanted the world to know.
Guy 1: DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!!!! THIS URBAN DICTIONARY IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: hmmm, curious george means your dick hanging out your shorts.... interesting.
Guy 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?!
Guy 2: are you flynn hammered?
Guy 1: PERHAPZ!!!!!!!!!!
by Lovely Poet February 16, 2017
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urban dictionary

a place where idiots go to find out what the person tooling on them was talking about
he called me a whore i wonder what that means ill go look it up on urban dictionary!
by NOT A USER April 12, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

A collection of mung chugging douchebags who would rather take it in their face butt holes then post a logical definition
Garrett - So urban dictionary wouldn't post my clever definition of Donatello that was more insulting and interesting then all of the others

Devin - What a bunch of anal abusive piss pump workers

Garrett - They are nothing more than genital thieving devastatingly dirty donkey dinky downers
by Baggedlunch February 28, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

101 (Thousand) Hidden Sexual Innuendos (and Many Blatant but Unrealized Sexual Meanings for Just About Everything)
90% of the items on Urban Dictionary (including most of the items in the list at the left of the screen RIGHT NOW) have bizarre, obscure, perverted (often hilarious) sexual meanings, since much of the content is provided by nerds who jack off to Teletubbies.

Go on, click one. I dare you.
by teh roflman March 10, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

1.) A fun site to go to to kill time
2.) A place where people place where people go to put made up crap that their mama wouldn't have even though of when she was getting high and tripping on the fun pillls at woodstock.
Dude!, I just posted to word "Monkey Racker" on "Urban Dictionary"
by lickamydong December 7, 2009
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