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Free Tool Man

Someone who usually drives a red pickup, who is afraid of someone younger than him having authority over him. He is usually called a tool, but has many more annoying characteristics. He always has to single out a person and tries to turn people against him.
James: Dude the free tool man is trying to turn people against me.
Herald: He just did that to me last month. It will pass over.
by Forealhater January 4, 2010
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Empty Toolbox

A tool box with little or none things in it, which you get fer your birthday
Jordan Markle got an empty toolbox for his birthday...WHAT THE FUCK
by draino destroier April 21, 2010
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jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself
Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual
by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018
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back to the tool shed

What you say when someone is being a tool and you want them to go away.
Tool: Herp derp
Me: Why are being such a tool? You can go back to the tool shed now.
by ooohimamonkey June 15, 2012
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Cool as a tool

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.
Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."
by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013
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Dave O'Toole

An alter-ego of sorts. One who no longer cares about order, only chaos. If there is a drink present, Dave O'Toole will find it. If there is an ego present, Dave O'Toole will smash it.
Just heard there was a Dave O'Toole sighting at Peachtree Tavern. I'm staying in tonight boys.
by Kiirbstomp February 10, 2021
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tooljob

A ToolJob is an expression used to define a completely moronic, gullible, bigoted and racist gimp.
John is a ToolJob.
by PeterWolf June 15, 2004
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