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Tool Shed

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"
Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.
by Tonaho April 28, 2011
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Tools

Yeah, dipshit, that's what I meant when I said you people are literally who the demons from Frieren are based on.
Hym "And you clearly haven't watched it yet because the basic philosophy of the show is that people for whom words are nothing more than tools need to be killed without remorse! Which is why I'm going to saw your head off! You and Stephen!"
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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Tool

Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot
by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025
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Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.
‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’
by PAtredes November 7, 2023
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tool

a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent
a politician, e.g. al gore is a gigantic tool!
by Emily H L August 26, 2010
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tool

someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...
tool
by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009
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Tool

A guy who constantly talks about lifting and being tan. Gets no pussy! Just a dick in the ass every Wednesday
José is such a tool. Don't send me any more pictures of you in the mirror at the gym. You don't look good!
by Anonymous1118736 June 20, 2016
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