nathan hawker

Nathan hawker is the kinda guy that has a very large penis, the biggest around. Ladies usually go towards a Nathan hawker because of his skills in the bedroom. He is extremely handsome, pulls 12/10's and is a great laugh. Everyone wants to meet Nathan hawker and his massive 3rd leg

I wish I was 'Nathan hawker', I'm so jealous , why do all the ladies fancy him

by Anne alves February 11, 2017

Nathan and Danny

Two awesome sexy idiots who will catch Lugia someday and are selling for the low low price of 69,000 balls

Bruh, we're such a Nathan and Danny

by Not Nathan and Not Danny January 10, 2022

Nathan and Danny

Two people who are really dumb fools and have stupid faces that I'm going to slap reals soon

Nathan and Danny aka Stupid faces

by slapcountdown February 14, 2014

sloppy Nathan

When you catch your gf cheating and sneak up and anally penetrate the dude she’s cheating with

Caught Jessica cheating and snuck up and sloppy Nathaned that asshole she was fucking.

by TimmyKelso December 08, 2022

nathan and connor

The best gay couple in school and every couple wishes the could have the love that they share.

Nathan and Connor are goals.

by Booty123🌚 October 15, 2018

Nathan's butter

An establishment recognised by some of the worlds top culinary experts, this secret gem hiding in the densely populated areas of Southall specializes in serving high top quality century egg butter. Butter was invented here, the food contains so much energy it can be used as a nuclear fuel rod. The greasy mass is happily consumed by locals and many Fortune 100 CEO's book and eat here. The owner is a jolly person named Nathan, his secret recipe to making the flavourless and creamy butter is with his elbow grease. Nathan was once a desperate person seeking to make a living, he was inspired to make Nathan's butter when he watched Nikocado Avocado. His business has been flourishing since and he has seen a huge return on his investment. He does not need to work a day in his life. In addition to the high quality food, the building has a centralised air conditioning made by Sony.

"Sorry I cant come to Walters funeral!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I have booked a table at Nathan's butter"
"I dearly apologise, please bring some butter back"

by Lester_Crest February 02, 2022

nathan alexander

Nathan Alexander is a small guy with a big attitude. He watches rom coms every Friday night, and doesn’t have many friends.

What’s his problem?
Must be a nathan alexander!
Does he realize we could just kick him over?

by Sexiest mofo June 05, 2021