A "Woman" of Hideous size usually with facial hair, 2 or more pairs of boobs (back titties are acceptable) and an odor that could singe the hairs off a fly's ass.
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
Normally found amongst a group of unattractive women you wouldn't be interested in, these beasts are kept around to give dynamic to the herd in order to find an willing, or at least unconscious mate.
Take particular care in approaching a land-sea cow as it has tendencies to react differently to attractive males/females usually overtly friendly(M) or aggressively(F).
*done with an old "sea dog" voice*
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
"Ya-har, that be one of the terrors of the deep, risen to run buffets out of buisness"
"Mommy, what's that?!"
"That's a Land-sea cow, stay away it might mistake you for food."
by Explorerdude. August 20, 2011
Get the Land-Sea Cowmug. A very fat woman, can be used as an insult directed toward a guy, could imply that said guy likes "Moo Moo Cows"
by scottbiker May 15, 2009
Get the Moo Moo Cowmug. by LlamaJr January 5, 2011
Get the africa cow monkeymug. by kick petas ass January 3, 2004
Get the mad cow diseasemug. Can also be performed in suburbs. When one or more irresponsible teenager goes around the streets at night flipping over smart cars. This can also be done with a Prius or a Yaris, but these models are generally heavier, requiring a larger group which could compromise the mission. Urban cow tipping is also usually done under the influence of alcohol or marijuana, or both.
Irresponsible teen 1: "Hey dude, lets go urban cow tipping tonight!"
Irresponsible teen 2: "Do you have a bottle?"
Irresponsible teen 1: "Yeah."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Shit, let's fuckin do it."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Do you have a bottle?"
Irresponsible teen 1: "Yeah."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Shit, let's fuckin do it."
by m4r1ju4n4m4n January 3, 2011
Get the urban cow tippingmug. by TheConnorG February 14, 2017
Get the your moms cowmug. Putting a girl between the box springs and the mattress with nothing but her butt and legs showing and then engaging in sex with the woman.
Thus, she looks like a sandwich but it feels like a cow tongue.
Thus, she looks like a sandwich but it feels like a cow tongue.
"Man, she is only good from the waist down!"
"Dude, she'll have to be made into a cow tongue sandwich"
"Dude, she'll have to be made into a cow tongue sandwich"
by BigRob02 February 11, 2008
Get the Cow Tongue Sandwichmug.