The result of staying up all nite smoking so many cigarettes that your finger turns yellow from the nicotine
by Theclemster October 21, 2015
by Trout Fingers March 21, 2018
the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences
by momfingers March 02, 2022
John: I have something stuck in my butt.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.
by JoeNathan Coatez September 09, 2010
A condition in which one has consistent bad luck with electronic devices not working as they should.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Programs and apps being glitchier/buggier than they are for other people.
-"It was fine yesterday, now it just won't turn on."
-Repeated accidental purchases of defective devices.
-"Nobody else's is crashing over and over like this, wtf!"
-Devices breaking down without warning or determinable cause.
-Me: *pulls new phone out of pocket* Phone screen: *is permanently glitched*
There is no known cure.
My girlfriend bluescreened both my computers and got the red ring on my 360, so I kinda think she has EMP fingers.
by Arktykr October 20, 2021
A variation of the drinking game "Edward FortyHands," in which one tapes one nip of alcohol to each finger. Can be a race or played casually.
by Captain Nip Fingers September 25, 2015
by Chubis June 07, 2017