by jisuya_oo_ee_oo August 16, 2023

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

A tall guy, usually named Ben. He’s the funniest guy you will know but also the sweetest. He’s so perfect but he just doesn’t know it.
“If you’re a maverick, you can suck a dick, also I’m Ben”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
“Wow, you’re more perfection than perfection”
by _bitches_ September 10, 2019

by Playa 😎 July 11, 2017

A phrase by a bullied victim (such as nerds) describing that his/her bullies are far-more superior than them.
Nerd: That son of a bitch took my fucking savings!
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)
by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

by uncleember July 13, 2021

Gayer than a box of California cranberries
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
