thisdudejordan

ThisDudeJordan is a sexy ass human being. Any girl would be lucky enough to have him.

Thisdudejordan could get it anytime

by noname543210 May 1, 2019

material thickness

(adj.) Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

by El Magico June 18, 2007

monster thickburger

The largest, most fattening burger offered at a Hardee's restaurant. An incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. The holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. Contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. PETA's worst nightmare. Not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.

Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!

by roundthewheel October 23, 2007

lemur thing

Slang for a penis

Man:I love my lemur thing
Woman:I dont

by Brett favresdadsmom July 2, 2009

retarded thick

So thick it’ll turn you retarded

Bruh I fell over in class today, Emma retarded thick

by Big boy can February 25, 2018

The Thing

The thing next to the thing in the room next to the thing on top of the thing with the thing.

Hey can you grab the thing next to the thing in the room next to the thing on top of the thing with the thing.

by Business Man Be January 23, 2019

Now this is epic

A sentence said when something is indeed "epic".

Michael: "hey your girlfriend didn't flush the toilet"
John: "Now this is epic."

*John proceeds to eat the feces in the toilet*

by DarkSoaR May 18, 2020