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Unicorn

A man who is honest,faithful,loving but still has balls and stands his ground. Often his name is Steve/Steven/Stephen.

A gentleman but bad boy at the same time
He seems perfect he must be a unicorn
by Almighty one May 16, 2022
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Unicorn Ecstacy

It's when you get hyped on a bunch of drugs and strap a strap-on to the top of your head and let you're homies ride, the feeling is "Unicorn Ecstacy"

R.L.D, NW, SEVEREMOCHA420
Boy 1: Yo, my ass hurts like hell.
Boy 2: Well yeah, it looked like you felt unicorn ecstacy with Ashley last night.
by Severe_Mocha October 5, 2017
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The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her
I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess
by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019
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unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.
Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
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Fringed unicorn

A man that has an Abercrombie face and a six pack. His hair looks fringed.
Oh my god! Look at the guy! He's such a fringed unicorn!!
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Squishy Unicorn

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.
by Emo#3 November 21, 2021
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