When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.
by Iateacatoops December 10, 2018
When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts
by Iateacatoops December 10, 2018
When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018
by You’re Welcome 100x July 04, 2018
by Yesimadethisovercod January 06, 2022
Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 04, 2018