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bed then behead

that hot bitch was one i wanted to bed then behead.
by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010
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breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed
by kcdawg May 7, 2016
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GOT AH BED

SEE AH WHAT I MEAN

SHIT

DAVID GOTTA UE.

ISABELLE shaking the EARTH with her EXTREME GENIUS.
DO you GOT AH BED as the ASSHOLE is there for your SHIT CONVENIENCE and always in BED and wakes up when ASSHOLE PLEASES to BOWEL OUT.

SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.

URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.

SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 18, 2021
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pink bed

A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.
Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.
by Jetspenny October 17, 2019
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bed air

Put simply bed air, is the atmosphere in the air/area whilst relaxing in bed.

Bed air is especially pungent when tired, and/or before and went waking up.
Sorry, can't meet tonight. I'm in bed air already.
by EnglishTeaHouse September 16, 2022
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Shit the bed

When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.
*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.
by Pbgbnd June 5, 2025
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Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.
*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.
by Thegoddessaphrodite January 8, 2024
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