slap some bacon

when you tryna get some good ass pussy from a hot babe.

Dang ma I'm just tryna slap some bacon.

by Getrealbro July 23, 2014

Side of Bacon With Lips

A chick that is so enormous that when seen naked looks like a slab of bacon with lips. Can usually be found on fraternity house bathroom floors being dogged by a "fuck anything that moves" member.

I opened the bathroom door and there's Brendan banging some fat chick - She looked like a side of bacon with lips.

by HDL to High December 6, 2009

Butter Upon Bacon

The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.

“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Plays like bacon

When someone makes a play in a video game that could be compared as, as good as bacon

Damn bro, you just made the plays like bacon

by Maxxtrax879 January 18, 2020

Bacon ex Machina

"Bacon ex machina" is a spoofed literary device when a predicament or main conflict is disabled or saved by bacon, hence the name. Although the literal derivation, "Deus ex machina", is a negatively denotative device, "Bacon ex machina" is opinionated, according to the viewer's interest in said bacon. "Bacon ex machina" can be utilized in novels, article documents, and/or any textual information involving a situation. "Bacon ex machina" is not classified as an inter-social meme, although it consolidates a humorous value.

Person A: "Ugh, I'm starved. I could eat anything."
Person B: "Hey, look on the bright side, A. We have bacon to save us!"
Person C: "No day is a great day without a side of bacon ex machina."

by Ninja of Logic August 22, 2014

Cook good bacon

Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.

Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.

by ShellyH June 21, 2018

Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS

Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees

by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012