One who has quit most mind and mood altering substances after years as an absolute drug fiend! With the notable exception of weed, beer, and shrooms. Named after the sobriety combo of legendary frontman of Ministry himself Al Jourgensen.
Person 1: I thought Island was sober, but he's totally tripping balls on shrooms?
Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.
Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
Person 2: He is, he's Uncle Al Sober. Quit all the hard stuff besides weed, beer, and shrooms just like Al Jorgensen.
Person 1: Ahhhh, well as long as he ain't shooting dope into his pee hole again.
by Leosgay4robots November 4, 2022
Get the Uncle Al Sobermug. Used to refer to a German-speaking male, who tries to mimic the English accent Particularly in the word 'Yeah'.
~The name derives from Best Uncle On Planet's love for his nephew.
~The name derives from Best Uncle On Planet's love for his nephew.
by Future Ex-Waifu February 21, 2012
Get the Best Uncle On Planetmug. The act of purchasing an uncle from Uganda, or any third world country. Like the Rare Fish Market, the Rare Uncle Market is a sign of wealth and success.
Baen: "Have you seen the Rare Uncle Market?!"
Lewis: "Yeah bro, 1 uncle is 1 Morbillion USD in CASH!"
Baen: "HOW CAN I AFFORD THIS"
Lewis: "Take out a mortgage and don't repay it!"
Baen: "Brilliant!"
Lewis: "Yeah bro, 1 uncle is 1 Morbillion USD in CASH!"
Baen: "HOW CAN I AFFORD THIS"
Lewis: "Take out a mortgage and don't repay it!"
Baen: "Brilliant!"
by Lewis & Baen May 12, 2022
Get the Rare Uncle Marketmug. To noisily projectile vomit.
by postmachoguy January 20, 2009
Get the visit Uncle Ralphmug. To go to a smoking spot and consume large amounts of cannabis. Usually through glass pipes and bongs.
Dude 1: Yo son, last night at the party, nearly 30 people went upstairs and were visiting uncle Jim for, like, an hour.
Dude 2: Damn dude, wish I was there.
Dude 2: Damn dude, wish I was there.
by Baron_Samedi May 19, 2010
Get the Visiting Uncle Jimmug. A relative or close friend who is' homeless' and or jobless due to constant exotic travel to foreign destinations.
Bob - "Hey Jack, wanna hang out?'
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."
"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."
Jack - "Oh sorry, Uncle Joe Hobo is in town visiting right now."
"My brother is an Uncle Joe Hobo. He was in Paris last week and today is in Shanghai."
by alleycatpub February 23, 2017
Get the Uncle Joe Hobomug. by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018
Get the wunkle my unclemug.