Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.
Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
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Ankles: I’m just with my friends!
Kyle: who’s that in the background?
Me: Bro, that’s a Salty Rodman
Kyle: who’s that in the background?
Me: Bro, that’s a Salty Rodman
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