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Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.
Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.
by Bug One August 11, 2011
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rusty eagle

when a girl or guy shits themselves and then proforms the eagle. resulting in a big mess known as the rusty eagle
GUY: what the heck is that girl doing?
Guy: that my friend is thte rusty eagle.
GUY: wow what a mess!!
by Alex Stewart December 12, 2007
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Rusty Cunt

An asshole when used as a sex orifice, due to it's brown colour and ability to be used as an alternative to the vagina.
She was being a cunt, so naturally I put it in her rusty cunt. Seemed like her kind of thing.
by YeahWrite! August 6, 2010
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rusty sunglasses

When someone is having anal sex and pulls out quickly and drags there penis across the other persons eyes.
Dude, I totally gave this girl rusty sunglasses last night, she looked like David hasselhoff!
by captain corpse November 11, 2012
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Rusty Tea

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.
mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..
by rusty tea September 17, 2014
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rusty weapon

Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.
"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."

"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."
by Jell0saq January 28, 2013
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rusty key

A penis that hasn't been used in a long while.
That old man probably hasn't used his rusty key in years!
by Brokencheerio April 22, 2016
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