fart wrenching

An event, typically of a rather stinky nature, that causes sadness and despair but is more ironic than genuinely depressing.

Damn dude we lost the clan war, that’s fucking fart wrenching.

by thaiboydigital June 3, 2021

Boot Fart

When you take off your boots and it releases an odor similar to if someone farted into a fresh bag of hot popcorn.

As I entered the room I tripped over a pair of boots and was overwhelmed with the stench of a boot fart.

by Turbo_Ty August 9, 2018

stereo farted

the act of farting on both sides of a person

Damnit......john and sarah just stereo farted me, it sucks to sit in between them

by the chewbaca hunter October 15, 2011

Word fart

When you are trying to talk and you keep stuttering and saying the wrong thing so you have to stop and start the sentence again

Person 1: "It's a god, gog, dog, blah blah blah (pause)... let me start over , it's a good idea"

Person 2: "that's started off as a word fart"

by mandem got mad tings June 12, 2017

Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.

A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.

by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011

Corked Fart

The fart bubble that is stuck between your ass cheeks that won't come out no matter how much you squeeze your cheeks.

Whats wrong with you Tim?
I got a corked fart and it won't come out!

by DustyWindow January 24, 2015