Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

Chops

The type of person who grounds out to the pitcher after the two people in front of them hit homeruns.

"Damn those girls look like a bunch of chops. "
"Yeah they must lick ass"

by schug July 11, 2017

Chopped

baked, fried, high

“u look chopped” “are u chopped?”

by Pussyclot October 23, 2023

Chop

Lets just say you don't mess with this beast. Loyal to his companions till the end. Doesn't take shit from anyone or anything, no matter the size.

That guys a Chop

by LadyFire$ May 28, 2020

Chop Stick

Usually a Draco or AK47 styled gun. Designed to chop up the intended target.

Yo, go get the chop stick from manny.

by Jayy526 January 11, 2023

chop your neck

When you get caught in lie and end up looking stupid. The person caught in the lie has to make a chopping motion on their neck, or be chopped on their neck by the person who caught them in a lie.

Popular in the New York area in the early 2000s

“Did you eat the last cookie?”
“Nah, it wasn’t me”
“Really? Then why you full of crumbs? AHH CHOP YOUR NECK!”

by anonymous March 9, 2023