Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

slav chop

slang for a slavs shwang

Sally: how was last night with ur bf ;)
Rachel: bro he had the most massive slav chop

Sally: oo lemme hop on that

by bigsquirt March 19, 2020

Lamb chop

What Lorena Bobbitt did to John Bobbitt.

Lorena Bobbitt gave John Bobbitt the lamb chop for thinking he was a bigger prick than everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

chopped

a nigga that is so ugly, to the point where it hurts to look at them

person 1: yo did you see John's new haircut

person 2: yeah, that nigga is chopped

by oseilolgamer April 16, 2025

chopping it up

self harm/cutting self. term started by lana del rey asking a fan if they’d been chopping it up

*signing fans arm* “You been chopping it up?”

by choppingitup December 5, 2024

chop

Being much less than you’re capable of being.

Before I started using beef tallow skin cream, I was really chop and I knew I could look way better. The cream made my skin glow and I no longer felt chop.

by Will Writes May 11, 2025