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Risky text

On January 22 and 23 it is nation send a risky text days
I just sent a risky text .what u send bro .”U hungry I have some you a snob on.”
by I am the master of days January 22, 2022
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Pre-text

When you get a text from a hot girl, and it could be percieved as being a slutty text, your first reaction (being sexual) is a pre-text! You then reply in a normal way, BUT it has to be similar to the pre-text so you can laugh about it!

For Example:
Text recieved: "Mm, I'm having an ice cream, you jealous!?"

Pre-text: "Only if it's melting onto your nipples..."

Actual response: "Only if it's Ben & Jerry's!"
by Essy-k April 25, 2008
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Cold Text

-noun.

1. A text message that was ignored, disregarded or dismissed.
2. A show of indifference or disregard for someone's text message.

Derived from the phrase, cold shoulder, a phrase used to express dismissal or the act of disregarding someone.
Stefan texted Cathrin to see if she was still awake, though she was, she decided to give him the cold text.
by Stefan Heart June 17, 2011
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text-end

When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston.
Did you hear about that San Francisco MUNI train driver who text-ended another train?
by jlm_one May 11, 2009
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text speak

a language started by a group of kids in the Michigan scene
it originated in the 248 area and is slowly moving into 586 and 734 area.
it was made to be an inside joke(wouldnt be on UB if it still was) so that friends could say things about other people in front of them and only a select few would know what was being said.
sadly this has slowly been spreading and is being used less and less by the originators in fear that they might be understood while speaking in there foreign tongue.
text speak

"dee, look at the B Send"

"G send doooo!"
by deeee!!! August 12, 2009
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testtube baby

A child born in a lab, it has no parents, so therefore can never be loved. They have no belly buttons, because they are never in the whom. if a testtube baby leaves the atmosphere it becomes an alien.
Your zombiecat just ate my testtube baby
by Bleiler's mom April 14, 2007
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Bottom Text

A tone signifier used at the end of a sentence, Indicating the speaker believes the things said before the phrase "Bottom Text" Should be common knowledge or is something that is very easily discovered and/or Learned. Similar to "Duh".
A: I thought it was fine. Why does everyone think that I meant that hateful shit?! Twitter is fucking insane!

B: Because we live in a Post-Trump Society, Bottom text. What do you expect?
by Yes Homo June 2, 2021
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