morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

by wisdomr March 10, 2011

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Text-book

When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.

Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.

by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010

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hug and text

When someone is consoling another through the act of a hug while being on their phone texting someone else without the consoled individual having a clue.

Jordan pulled the most epic hug and text last night. He consoled Adriana while texting Brianna.

by clubaholic April 21, 2011

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text massage

When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".

I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.

by saltyconfetti August 7, 2011

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text courage

Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.

"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.

"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.

"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47

by YoungJeezyJaxB August 23, 2014

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