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Small Giant

This is what we call a tall guy who acts small, this is Kim Namjoon.

He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.

He is big, but he is small.

The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.
Look at Namjoon! He’s such a small giant, so precious, I love him:(

Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.
by Chuujijen November 13, 2018
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Small dick

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The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021
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Small Chops

1. A Nigerian snack made of pastries and small cutlets of varying meats

2. Someone with a petite and slender frame
I would love some small chops for a snack

Look at those small chops over there, I wouldn't mind a bite
by Dr Tard August 9, 2025
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small fog

pagmeister
by the orange gorrilla July 17, 2003
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Small Dick Energy

Using your platform and followers to abuse females online
The blogger was regularly defeated Intellectually by a more qualified journalist woman so he went full small dick energy to attack her at every opportunity
by Seamus March 24, 2023
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