slam some stew

When you want to engage in the act of anal sex, but want to be able to play it off as auto correct.

“Hey do you wanna slam some stew tomorrow morning?”

“Wait, is that a gay sex analogy?”

“Nah dude. I was asking if you wanted to workout.”

by Knuckle dragging D-Dawg December 6, 2017

Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).

Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”

by Valefar August 27, 2021

The Pipe Slam

A move used in sex, where the man slams his dick onto the female's face. This is normaly done at a full erection.

"Damn, I did the pipe slam last night."

by advar February 1, 2022

Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.

“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”

by slam blasted August 12, 2025

Slam the Hood

(A mechanic phrase) to give up on a project or stop troubleshooting a car.

"This is ridiculous! I'm feel like i'm going to slam the hood."

by BrianMcFight May 9, 2016

Inside relative grand slam

A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family

"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"

by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024

Banana Slam

Beating your meat to Winston rule34

"That competitive game sure was stressful. I think it's time to get banana slammed."

by Slamana Banner March 30, 2019