tossing the salad

A sexual act often commited by dogs, rodents and celebrities as an inexpensive form of colon cleansing.

Hardtime Suzy: You better hurry up and finish, Paris!
Miss Hilton: Gosh, tossing the salad is hard work... *slurp*

tossing the salad by Wifey McBeatey June 2, 2007

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

ham salad 

Ham Salad is for lunch.

It's good.

ham salad by Anonymous August 17, 2003

fish salad 

Sexual act. During intercourse, pulling out just as ejaculation occurs and spilling your semen all over her open vagina.

Dude, they rythem method works like shit if you give her a fish salad.

fish salad by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Nigga Salad 

A salad bar container filled with everything from the bar except lettuce. It is weighed, it's cost tallied, and it is finally abandoned due to it's price.

I haven't eaten in days! I think I'll stop by Safeway and get me a Nigga Salad

Nigga Salad by Keekeecorpseraper November 16, 2010

boner salad 

a festive of international ejaculating cock

Chloe enjoys a frequent boner salad

boner salad by A&V June 13, 2008

jak salad 

jak salad is a combination of jelly beans and (chocolate) kisses. This recipe was created by (me!) when a sentence in the 6th grade keyboarding book mentioned jak salad and students inevitably asked what it was . . . so I created
J = jelly beans
A = and
K = Kisses

Salad! Incoming 6th graders always look forward to it!

He enjoyed eating jak salad because he had such a sweet tooth.

jak salad by S. A. Benham April 18, 2005