Blender shits

1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.

2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.

That Chinese food did work on my stomach. Got the worst blender shits I've ever had.

by Nazultan October 01, 2010

Critical Shit

A massive bowel explosion that shoots you into the sky and absolutely obliterates the earth, causing an apocalypse that causes global warming and wipes the planets population entirely.

Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.

by Graybin Mooch April 05, 2019

shit merchant

Another Irish phrase for a bullshiter

Jack your some shit merchant

by Viper April 24, 2005

safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird January 17, 2016

Gorilla shit

Taking a shit wherever you damn well please.

I was over yonder at the Walmart and this bitch was taking a gorilla shit right in the aisle

by Monkeylover126 September 22, 2018

Centaur Shit

When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.

I can't believe LJ thinks I act like I'm 12!? What a load of Centaur Shit.

by JBOinPDX April 09, 2010

This shit fucks

Probably used in a banger sentence meaning it’s bomb as fuck. Also could mean this stuff is really good.

Dude have you tried that bbq
Nah man I have not

Dude this shit fucks, it’s so good

by Bonesauce February 09, 2020