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glass bottom boat ride 

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face
The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.
glass bottom boat ride by 475tet September 1, 2010

Magic Carpet Ride

the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it
Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank
Magic Carpet Ride by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008

poo my ride 

when a person drives around in his car with poo in his pants. Also know as, car crap, shit seats or diarrhea driver.
After eating a double cheese pizza on his road trip, Brad was excited about his successful attempt at a "poo my ride".

Pimp My Ride 

it's a show with a bunch of motherfuckers who going to pimp someone's ride don't make me laugh. the people who's cars get pimped, do have money enough to do it by themselves. so that's a freaked out show.



xzibit is a strange looking motherfucker who fucks everyone that he sees.

Magic carpet ride

A sexual act in which two individuals who both have a heinous bush use the sixty-nine position.
Ricky took his girlfriend on a magic carpet ride.

Frisco Log Ride 

The act of putting your ass up to someone else's ass and shitting into their ass
"Bruce gave me the ol frisco log ride lastnight"
Frisco Log Ride by Pivotman February 24, 2008