mexican fly paper

a used tampon hanging from a tac in the ceiling

man, that dude stinks more than mexican fly paper.

by babyjesus318 August 30, 2009

Get paper

Prison terminology for settling a dispute with physical violence.

Me and him are gonna go get paper.

by ToBIGWillie April 25, 2010

ripped paper

When a women poops in a mans pee hole.

Jenn gave Kyle a ripped paper last night.

by Kyle Brobro December 23, 2008

chasin' paper

The act of making that money and/or trying to get paper when there is none around.

person 1: today I was chasin' paper because my friend wouldn't give me any

by dmac51511515151 January 22, 2010

shit paper shield

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.

Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.

by DaStalka June 3, 2010

Crumple Paper Day

Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.

“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”

by grab that dick December 3, 2018

tough paper route

when life doesn’t go according to plan ; a tough go at it ;lacking happiness

Other forms:
1) Wildly in love with soulmate so much that they are willing to give space in order for happy ending

2) wishing that they had a time machine

3) doesn’t like vegetables

Man ,that kid had a tough paper route .

by Kenn_Verdé March 21, 2019